Reparto
Anna Faris
Cindy Campbell
Regina Hall
Brenda Meeks
Craig Bierko
Tom Ryan
Bill Pullman
Henry Hale
Anthony Anderson
Mahalik
Leslie Nielsen
President Baxter Harris
Molly Shannon
Marilyn
Michael Søren Madsen
Oliver
Chris Elliott
Ezekiel
Carmen Electra
Holly
Shaquille O'Neal
Shaq
Phil McGraw
Dr. Phil
Cloris Leachman
Mrs. Norris
Conchita Campbell
Rachel
Beau Mirchoff
Robbie Ryan
Kevin Hart
CJ
DeRay Davis
Marvin
Simon Rex
George
Bryan Callen
Harper
Alonzo Bodden
Jamison
Dave Attell
Knifeman
Holly Madison
Blonde #1
Bridget Marquardt
Blonde #2
Kendra Wilkinson
Blonde #3
Drew Mikuska
Cody
Chingy
Chingy
Fabolous
Gunman
Henry Mah
Mr. Koji
John Reardon
Jeremiah
Campbell Lane
Amos
Anna Ferguson
Female Elder #2
Ralph Alderman
Male Elder #3
Edward Moss
Michael Jackson
Debra Wilson
Oprah
Craig Mazin
Saw Villain (voice)
David Zucker
Zoltar (voice)
Tim Henry
Dock Foreman
Alex Bruhanski
Tiffany's Trainer
Doug Abrahams
Fight Referee
Blaine Anderson
Vendor at Fight
Dale Wolfe
Hang Gliding Man
Jess McLeod
Little Girl
David MacKay
'Alien Attack!'
Tony Ali
Terrorist
Jana Mitsoula
Running Woman #1
Gwenda Lorenzetti
Mr. Koji's Assistant
Brenda McDonald
Old Lady Henderson
Darren Rizzolo
Spit Take Kid #1
Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe
Chingy's Girl #1
Christie Laing
Chingy's Girl #2
Angelique Naude
Chingy's Really Hot Waitress
Dexter Bell
Chingy's Hype Man
Beverley Breuer
Blonde Woman in Alien Basket
Barry W. Levy
National Spokesman
Darryl Scheelar
Shotgun Man
Rorelee Tio
Yoko
Link Baker
Tom's Neighbor #2
Kathryn Dobbs
School Teacher
Tony Morelli
Ball Scratcher
Elisa King
Wet T-Shirt Girl #2
Sarah Edmondson
Bar Waitress
Kwesi Ameyaw
Soldier
Ted Friend
Reporter
Robbie Segulam
UN Diplomat #2
Nimet Kanji
UN Diplomat #3
Charlie Sheen
Tom Logan (uncredited)
James Earl Jones
Narrator (uncredited)
Patrice O'Neal
Rasheed (uncredited)
Chris Williams
Marcus (uncredited)
Kimani Ray Smith
Cut Man (uncredited)
Yaroslav Poverlo
Belgian Representative in UN (uncredited)
Amber Borycki
Dancer (uncredited)
